A recent study

A recent study has shown that the majority of people reading any given article will believe it is true, often to the point where it actually becomes reality. A recent study has tested a number of different kinds of articles to show the interweaving of mind, body and existence. 78% of participants who read an article stating that diet sodas give you the shits suffered from extreme diarrhea after consuming said beverage. An article on male prowess resulted in an incredible synchronicity in the actual mating success of male subjects, which unfortunately ruined the data on the article about STD’s. In an interesting twist, about two thirds of subjects who read about government surveillance actually had their cell-phones monitored by the FBI. The most astonishing data, however, showed that more than three quarters of people will even believe that this article is true.